I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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