We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I need you to use more vowels.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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