Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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