Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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