I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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