Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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