My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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