Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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