dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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