Dual....:-)
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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