More tranny stories later!
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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