Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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