Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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