Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
