Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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