Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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