I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
