Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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