Whoa Z and x make the same sound
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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