So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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