We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
No subtext here. People are naked.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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