Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
