i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Are we still banned from the library?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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