I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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