oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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