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Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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