i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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