So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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