third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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