Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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