What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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