There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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