I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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