Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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