I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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