My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
