i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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