she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
