Its about making memories worth repressing
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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