help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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