I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
