just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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