porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
