I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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