Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Nicole vs. Life
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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