from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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