Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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