Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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