What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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