just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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