guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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