I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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