Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
